Hi, I’m Craig. I’m a twenty-one year old dude from Sydney. If you’d like to know more, start a conversation with me. Life’s a piece of shit When you look at it Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true. You’ll see it’s all a show Keep ‘em laughing as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you. — Monty Python: The Life of Brian Tumblr (3.0; @craigzoidz)http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/<p>Bye guys :)</p>http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/51629533731http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/51629533731Wed, 29 May 2013 17:27:41 +0930<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b9c2da42816017a1fdc99f2330388831/tumblr_mn7ust0XmQ1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/51090308636/happy-graduation-class-of-2013-were-proud-of" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2 class="pull-left title editable"><strong><span>Happy Graduation, Class of 2013</span></strong></h2> <p><span>We’re proud of you all. The world is your oyster, go get ‘em!</span></p> </blockquote> <p>Yeah, if you’re an arts student!</p>http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/51134780869http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/51134780869Thu, 23 May 2013 16:40:20 +0930<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea9ef9526417f93128dea0ce8daea43e/tumblr_mkfr15xcpa1s9q46xo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/50569072003http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/50569072003Thu, 16 May 2013 20:09:27 +0930<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1f16050034625e4edbdd108ad83952c9/tumblr_mghc3oylPZ1qepf8yo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doggonequeen.tumblr.com/post/50115932433/nothing-rhymes-with-ianto-abatchofcumber" target="_blank">doggonequeen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nothing-rhymes-with-ianto.tumblr.com/post/41259794663/abatchofcumber-thetardiswantscasinit" target="_blank">nothing-rhymes-with-ianto</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://abatchofcumber.tumblr.com/post/40727718449/thetardiswantscasinit-lokistoletheimpala" target="_blank">abatchofcumber</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thetardiswantscasinit.tumblr.com/post/40617462376/lokistoletheimpala-can-we-talk-about-legolas-in" target="_blank">thetardiswantscasinit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lokistoletheimpala.tumblr.com/post/40597715893/can-we-talk-about-legolas-in-the-back-tho" target="_blank">lokistoletheimpala</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>can we talk about Legolas in the back tho</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>I feel like I need to rewatch the entire series just focusing on Legolas.  </p> </div> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0622fe7d049cef0de3b556bdfb03de0e/tumblr_inline_mgpphfVp4H1qfkgdm.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/806ae31b08dd9edbb69d04cbe8245111/tumblr_inline_mgpqtevYw11qfkgdm.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/cf632fce06e858939c554782d2bed077/tumblr_inline_mgppj7IsJX1qfkgdm.gif"/></p> <p>It’s worth it.</p> </blockquote> <p>Did Orlando Bloom spend the entirety of the series trolling with his facial expressions?</p> </blockquote> <p>All I did from ages 12-14 was watch Legolas and yeah, that is all that is going on.</p> </blockquote>http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/50135830504http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/50135830504Sat, 11 May 2013 12:18:20 +0930<p>Pretty damn close.</p>http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49923043240http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49923043240Wed, 08 May 2013 18:28:24 +0930<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7dbbbce523dc5af7f564961b50cfe16e/tumblr_mjo5ttlRRB1s0teago1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>hahah</p>http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49670887143http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49670887143Sun, 05 May 2013 19:15:48 +0930<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1e70a4bd44ea043d18a29a68e14cbec1/tumblr_mm5ehl4H9o1rjcfxro1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Oh.my.duck.</p>http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49590490182http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49590490182Sat, 04 May 2013 22:58:06 +0930<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6edc903094f0093e70c23bc0401485d5/tumblr_mm3xo3Rhiq1s8t3eao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/be58b57c8ce8c00f50309bc05db107ca/tumblr_mm3xo3Rhiq1s8t3eao5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/138874d8341f79edbfce5cc6aee3ae55/tumblr_mm3xo3Rhiq1s8t3eao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/28073f2037f5d0e6c728bf47649d0b48/tumblr_mm3xo3Rhiq1s8t3eao6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b65dd0b0104a5ee16c53a23dbdb7c658/tumblr_mm3xo3Rhiq1s8t3eao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3cfb558d6f3afb963c8f3463e9106e16/tumblr_mm3xo3Rhiq1s8t3eao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://blog.sirmitchell.com/post/49551485051/there-are-far-too-many-people-in-the-world-who" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sirmitchell</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>There are far too many people in the world who don’t understand that this is a fundamental principle of science. It’s not a discriminating process, but an unbiased hunt for the truth.<br/><br/><3 Sagan </p></blockquote>http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49570854159http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49570854159Sat, 04 May 2013 14:32:30 +0930<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8f2ddecdcd042c49e719a447e3833338/tumblr_mkr91yY3SI1rkzxuzo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9372fd5e7fc8a6ec9538b710ba24e649/tumblr_mkr91yY3SI1rkzxuzo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ba38b3688eade04a5af0954309fcd32/tumblr_mkr91yY3SI1rkzxuzo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c6696e46dc44d580ae5639c63712f22a/tumblr_mkr91yY3SI1rkzxuzo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc63130358b9653442797ea9fab7f6bd/tumblr_mkr91yY3SI1rkzxuzo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4db6344edd0df5912b6768bae3b9889/tumblr_mkr91yY3SI1rkzxuzo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c444a452925e8324f2ae594b4002b5ef/tumblr_mkr91yY3SI1rkzxuzo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ec51b4acbb2b95de1a061e70dcb974fa/tumblr_mkr91yY3SI1rkzxuzo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>3 months without seafood. I refuse to be a part of the destruction of the Ocean.</p>http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49485433524http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49485433524Fri, 03 May 2013 12:15:18 +0930<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/874a5d8f55b0cbe9807991b29fab9f59/tumblr_mm6hd8loVv1qf8i1xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49452605587http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49452605587Fri, 03 May 2013 04:50:43 +0930<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a59dcfbcf1b682dc8226c0d9d55fd90a/tumblr_mm46omaDei1qjqzoeo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57538dee8e245ad41cbac947d83c0db2/tumblr_mm46omaDei1qjqzoeo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/958f845f7a441fc891e824d6e53290ba/tumblr_mm46omaDei1qjqzoeo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a13a7c68e8a35ce40c33aca61f27afe9/tumblr_mm46omaDei1qjqzoeo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8108455bce70d1845ea2ccddd5d42ca8/tumblr_mm46omaDei1qjqzoeo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/251acefbd33159de69264fb1c230833d/tumblr_mm46omaDei1qjqzoeo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/71fd94020272a3e149ee608ce1fc9c65/tumblr_mm46omaDei1qjqzoeo4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49429886546http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49429886546Thu, 02 May 2013 20:17:18 +0930<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/851148741211ec541f013a388d86abaa/tumblr_mm4tgx8Brl1ry46hlo1_r4_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.hobolunchbox.com/post/49392020934/resilient" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">hobolunchbox</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Resilient.</p></blockquote> <p>Noooo pengyyyy</p>http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49429846450http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49429846450Thu, 02 May 2013 20:16:00 +0930<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a1c5803392b235015ce05617c936678a/tumblr_mm5er8isbR1qzraqfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thewhitesade.com/post/49406370930/if-i-had-one-wish-i-would-fuck-tia-and-tamera-at" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sade</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><em><span>If I had one wish, I would fuck Tia and Tamera, at the same time</span></em><br/><em><span>And put name tags on they titties so I don’t get they name wrong</span></em><br/><em><span>Screamin’ “Game on”</span></em><span><br/><br/><br/></span></p></blockquote> <p>Amazing</p>http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49429815339http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49429815339Thu, 02 May 2013 20:14:58 +0930<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/902344c496bbc7386d489e4d9eaac889/tumblr_mm3b9rKqgH1rxm47eo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49412139488http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49412139488Thu, 02 May 2013 12:37:28 +0930<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b91d69d0c66ae2c21ec0f1b9464dfa61/tumblr_mh2f6vBetO1rtouq8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey Monnie</p>http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49352417236http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49352417236Wed, 01 May 2013 20:54:11 +0930<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b99dcbe5a9f70cc6483f43ade82361f0/tumblr_mm3ppeNXUA1r2kn5yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://deadmau5.tumblr.com/post/49335336452/got-a-screwdriver-out-fixed-epic-win" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">deadmau5</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Got a screwdriver out… Fixed! Epic win.</p></blockquote> <p>I think mau5head is a pretty cool guy. Eh takes screwdrivers to brand new Porches and doesn’t afraid of anything.</p>http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49342502178http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49342502178Wed, 01 May 2013 15:39:09 +0930<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d6f0d296e5fe3f91d18afb5c803a296/tumblr_mlo1htD8vH1rknewvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fuck.<br/>Off.</p>http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49075858764http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/49075858764Sun, 28 Apr 2013 17:22:43 +0930<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4f81e01268e148fb74721e8b84c297da/tumblr_mlrcpyzau31qc8jh0o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/489cda561004eb20d5068e0f978aa42b/tumblr_mlrcpyzau31qc8jh0o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/def7bf221003a7499635812e8fd9ce27/tumblr_mlrcpyzau31qc8jh0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/57222f6a06af6e2812713994278c30f9/tumblr_mlrcpyzau31qc8jh0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3e6e4e35b135d5203963a0ec72648585/tumblr_mlrcpyzau31qc8jh0o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/26e2f87aca10fe52d65b6228219b3dca/tumblr_mlrcpyzau31qc8jh0o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4baaf914ca5631884ae6282cf6245846/tumblr_mlrcpyzau31qc8jh0o10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2dfc1384402b30d64cd00b22bafa84f2/tumblr_mlrcpyzau31qc8jh0o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/afe83def9b4e407fc64b894024a42ff5/tumblr_mlrcpyzau31qc8jh0o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/500b8b20dce330e3ccd91c3877278af3/tumblr_mlrcpyzau31qc8jh0o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://monnie.tumblr.com/post/48857200071/sandandglass-rob-borbidge-former-premier-of" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">monnie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sandandglass.tumblr.com/post/48768245505/rob-borbidge-former-premier-of-queensland-put" target="_blank">sandandglass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="MsoNormal"><em>Rob Borbidge, former Premier of Queensland, put his political career on the line in order to take a stand for gun control in Australia.</em></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><em>Meanwhile, American politicians bow under the pressure put on them by the NRA.</em></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><em><strong><span>“Look, there are Australians alive today because we took that action. I mean, how much is a life worth?”</span></strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p>There’s a third part to this series coming and I CANT WAIT BECAUSE THIS HAS BEEN SO AWESOME SO FAR</p></blockquote>http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/48870285681http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/48870285681Fri, 26 Apr 2013 05:09:02 +0930<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_memvroTRj31qep5zro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/48840872694http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/48840872694Thu, 25 Apr 2013 17:04:21 +0930<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39d09b5a409d68716e045829b248ffcf/tumblr_mlnp0bclCz1rm9tudo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5cb2d1a8f5e430c41fc107185a521e40/tumblr_mlnp0bclCz1rm9tudo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cb4c9a0d05d214844cece2a6fbcf1997/tumblr_mlnp0bclCz1rm9tudo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e932ce03ee021aebe7a223b2087b8282/tumblr_mlnp0bclCz1rm9tudo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/16cadc937bc14b137d4843ad873fdc5a/tumblr_mlnp0bclCz1rm9tudo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a9d7861b917a33e9ca85631a1a873ae/tumblr_mlnp0bclCz1rm9tudo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6687d73b21b35ff7614ae57ef440b29d/tumblr_mlnp0bclCz1rm9tudo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/900a656d369f779434c43e42ea9a889d/tumblr_mlnp0bclCz1rm9tudo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://monnie.tumblr.com/post/48761557508/so-lou-thisusedtobeabandblog" target="_blank">monnie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://so-lou.tumblr.com/post/48760661387/thisusedtobeabandblog-boris-yeltsin" target="_blank">so-lou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisusedtobeabandblog.tumblr.com/post/48758773727/boris-yeltsin-laurelwreath-sociolab" target="_blank">thisusedtobeabandblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://boris-yeltsin.tumblr.com/post/48758596773/laurelwreath-sociolab-skeptikhaleesi" target="_blank">boris-yeltsin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laurelwreath.tumblr.com/post/48758507396" target="_blank">laurelwreath</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sociolab.tumblr.com/post/48741974725/skeptikhaleesi-afternoonsnoozebutton" target="_blank">sociolab</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skeptikhaleesi.tumblr.com/post/48741758433/afternoonsnoozebutton-aussietvmonster" target="_blank">skeptikhaleesi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://afternoonsnoozebutton.com/post/48739484229/aussietvmonster-no-ones-looking-forward-to-the" target="_blank">afternoonsnoozebutton</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aussietvmonster.tumblr.com/post/48607883397" target="_blank">aussietvmonster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bNLX4VymO4" target="_blank">No-one’s looking forward to the next season of MasterChef Australia</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I thought this was a parody for a thing but it’s actually not a parody it’s a real thing ?????</p> </blockquote> <p>What. The. Fuck.</p> <p>Ew.</p> </blockquote> <p>I just vomited.</p> <p>This is real?</p> <p>WTF Australia.</p> </blockquote> <p>this was my favourite show because it NEVER made a thing out of gender and had everyone completing equally. </p> </blockquote> <p>This actually makes me so mad, I hope no one watches it and Ten have to drag it. Fucking despicable.</p> </blockquote> <p>Aaaaaaaannnnnnd it looks like the gender mindset of the 1950’s is alive and well.  </p> </blockquote> <p>So many shit-eating grins in one gif set.<br/><br/>Also, totally creepy to refer to men and women as <em>boys and girls</em>.</p> </blockquote> <p>ACTUALLY MAD</p> </blockquote> <p>Men will win because men are better. Come at me, feminists :D</p>http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/48762452595http://craigzoidz.tumblr.com/post/48762452595Wed, 24 Apr 2013 17:37:49 +0930